I just got a letter from Land-Rover:
Dear Mr Ward, In view of recent events in the news, I’m writing to apologise in case you received a mailing about Range Rover Sport that could have caused concern.
It was a slim box with a flashing green light. Although marked as originating from Land Rover and clearly labelled as a marketing communication, we realised that in the current climate of heightened security, an electronic device like this could have aroused suspicion at first glance. We stopped the mailing as soon as we could, but some had already been sent.
It was never our intention that the mailing should cause any anxiety, so please accept my apologies if it did. If you have any concerns or questions at all, please don’t hesitate to call us free on 0800 *** ***.
So SUVs aren’t just a security concern when they’re full of burning doctors, they can also cause problems when the idiots from marketing get their hands on them. Come on Gordon, let’s ban the obnoxious things.



Stan’s Cafe commissioned Brian Duffy, astronaut, photographer, writer and sound masher, to work with them on a show thing for the big
Then there’s Mark out of
Back to Sarah Archdeacon again. Lisa Hannigan didn’t half look like her on Damien Rice’s new video, 9 Crimes. Am I imagining it, I keep asking myself? It has been a while since I saw Stan’s Cafe, maybe my memory of them has faded and merged into a collection of universal archetypes.
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