The Big City

This political spat with Russia has got me thinking. At first I was so annoyed by their infuriating posturing that I was all for going to war straight away. But then I realised that although they are drunk and useless we could never win a war against them because they can also be cunning and dogged when the mood takes them. So we can’t win a war against Russia, and of course as we know Russia couldn’t win their war against the Taliban, so doesn’t that prove that we can’t win a war against the Taliban? It’s logic, pure and simple. So who can we beat? Well, we sort of beat Germany before and they beat Poland before that, so maybe we should try invading Poland instead of Afghanistan, or Slovakia, which is now even smaller than it was when it was Czechoslovakia. Now if only there was a reason, it doesn’t have to be a good one…