Local Shops - f**ckem

I decided to shop locally - it’s convenient, I thought, and probably not that much more expensive than buying over the net. Sandpaper, glue and a clamp - about seventeen pounds. If I’d bought them from Screwfix the exact same things would have cost a pound more including delivery. I’d have got twice as much sandpaper, twice as much glue, the clamp I wanted rather than one that is slightly too small and I wouldn’t have got wet when it rained.

1 Response to “Local Shops - f**ckem”


  1. 1 Anonymous

    Bah Humbug… If you don’t use your local shops you’ll have no town lef before long. Then who will screwfix be cheaper than.. You are of-course right but you grumpy-old-man tone-of-voice is hilarious. Nick

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