At last, a cure for heterosexuality?

I’ve always found the idea that gay people are born that way a little depressing. Gay men are usually more stylish, funnier, cooler dancers and better at empathising with people than straight guys. They have a much wider range of sexual partners available to them and casual sex is much more acceptable to those partners. It just seems like more fun being gay. Unfortunately I have a very hard time finding any man sexually attractive and I’ve always believed that I was simply born this way; there was no cure.
However help may be at hand. The National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality says that people become gay because of things that happen to them in their childhood; they’re born with the same sexual preferences as anyone else. And they believe that people’s sexual orientation can be changed by the use of therapy. The site is rather biased towards people who want to stop being gay, presumably because they want to become right-wing politicians or live in a really small town, but obviously the therapy could be used to enhance the patient instead of restricting his desires. I couldn’t find any sections on heterosexual reorientation in the site but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.