Boden

My relationship with Boden is spiralling downwards. Every time they produce a new catalogue they send our household three copies. Two for me and one for my partner. They have me in their database as two people, a rich man and a poorer one. They once sent the rich me their hard-backed catalogue, a glimpse of how the other half shop.
I never buy anything from them now, for two main reasons. The first is that their clothes are dangerously inclined to look frumpy on men, the trousers in particular are cut for men with meaty, american style hams. The second reason is that they waste so much money on sending catalogues to me. I assume that they send too many catalogues to everyone who has ever shopped with them and that is what makes their clothes expensive.