You give a party: the book is handed round (unless enough copies are bought for each member of the party to have one) open at the first drawing; people write down their guesses as to what "figure of speech" the drawing represents; the process is repeated with drawing 2, drawing 3, etc., etc.; and whoever gets the biggest number right wins the prize—which might appropriately be a copy of the book printed on vellum and bound in pigskin.

In this web site version of the book there is, sadly, no prize. For detailed rules and instructions click the button marked "Rules", to go straight to the current drawing click the button labeled "This Week".

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